Real Men Of Genius..........Mr. Ungrateful FSU Fan

[O-town Gator]

Found this gem on another board:

Bud Light Presents Real Men Of Genius

(singing: Real Men Of Genius)

Here's to you, Mr. Ungrateful FSU Fan

(singing: Mr. Ungrateful FSU Fan)

Your coach has won hundreds of games and championships, yet it's still not enough for you.

(singing: I want more wins)

Every year, you sit in that half-filled stadium clamoring like the armchair QB you are while your team gets drilled week after week

(singing: OH, I'm tired of losing)

Rather than be gratious for your dynasty, you berate the one coach who cared to even to come to Tallahassee when your school was full of girls only

(singing: OW, she's smokin' hot)

And yet at day's end, your most-hated rival still owns you

(singing: I hate 'dem Gators)

So crack open a fresh cold bottle of Bud Light, Mr. Ungrateful FSU Fan, you've earned those schools colors of your's

(singing: Mr. Ungrateful FSU Fan)

Always remember to drink responsibly.

And oh yeah, FSU SUCKS.