UF Equipment Manager Grades Out a Champion

[Escambia94]

I looked at the UF-FSU beatdown video one last time before deleting and noticed that our players were skating all over the wet field and their players were doing just fine. What? Did nobody notice in practice how slippery the field was? Does nobody remember how muddy our uniforms get every time we go the Doak, rain or shine?

The equipment manager grades out a champion for not packing the longer cleats.

Gaaaah! We can't do one 'effing thing right in 2010!

 

[DRU2012]

I couldn't BELIEVE that one when I heard about it on Sunday--and of COURSE it was one of the things the local "loudmouth moron" on the radio chortled about hourly on Monday, so all the -Haters around where I work got ahold of it, and so on.
(BTW--you're KILLING me here, E-, I gotta crash, but I keep noticing your posts...I'll take a quick look at this other one, and then I GOTTA cut out...that's exactly what I said to my now-sleeping girlfriend almost an hour ago)