These are my predictions:
- Florida honors former Georgia head coach Vince Dooley by beating the Dawgs 50-0. Just kidding. I predict a 45-3 beatdown of the hapless Gators.
- Auburn delays the firing of Bryan Harsin and ekes out a 21-20 win over Arkansas.
- No. 25 South Carolina extends its win streak over Missouri to six games in a 36-14 victory.
- No. 3 Tennessee kicks the tooth out of No. 19 Kentucky 42-10.
- No. 15 Ole Piss urinates all over Texas A&M 27-21.
- No. 2 THE Ohio State beats THE Penn State