EXACTLY--I had pretty well the identical response upon seeing the headline...That, AND of course the cynical laugh that burst forth along with it...I swear, it's like a joke/one-liner that you probably WOULDN'T actually SAY because it IS so extreme in its satirical silliness.
You have to wonder (if you are an outsider who knows only what the latest tales coming outta O State have been detailing) if ANY of those involved really BELIEVE that this absurd BS will help in any way to do what they evidently HOPE it will do--begin to redraw Meyer's shattered overall image (outside of the Buckeye fans' ongoing efforts in lying to THEMSELVES--Something we sadly know something about, having gone through a version of it ourselves some years back, lets face it).
Truth is, though, this is entirely in keeping with how Meyer operates--and USES the fans' AND fully-committed-to-him administration's "want so bad for it to be true, to all make sense somehow" emotional investment against them in order to coopt them into that effort along with him and on his behalf...Remember how that IN FACT "worked" for us (or DIDN'T, as it turned out): He was "kicked upstairs", retained at full pay in an "adviser" role with his own office in the UF Athletic Dept complex--and from there negotiated his next posotion (Head Coach at OSU one year later--and raiding our recruitng lists and contacts once he knew he was gonna be going--unconscionable, but I'm sure Urban had it well-rationalized; damn near DESTROYED all that had been gained during his time here, certainly only NOW is being recovered from a decade later, but here he is pulling it again, or trying to!).
I think HE thinks he'll (eventually) have the Notre Dame job, but for now he sees it as a tactical problem, a process by which he'll step into a less desirable, more desperate situation and somehow make it work, clean his soiled image again and THEN "get back to where I KNOW I belong!"
Who knows? It's a weird world, and maybe (thanks to all the media fools and short-memory-of-convenience people running bigtime, cash-cow major college football programs) it could HAPPEN that way somehow--but I'M hoping he gets SQUASHED this time, caught ahead of time with his hand in the cookie jar--and finally GETS the come-uppance he has so long and richly deserved!