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Two FSU football players went to a party in Gainesville one weekend, got roaring drunk, and wrecked their car. They woke up Sunday, and had to have a ride back to FSU for classes on Monday. They came up with $15 between them. So, they went to a used car dealer, told him the tale, and he said, "Boys, I don't have a fifteen dollar car, but I do happen to have a camel that knows the way to Tallahassee." They were astonished.
So the guy continues, "He's trained, and knows the way to Tallahassee, and you can have him for fifteen dollars. But, I gotta tell you, you have to be careful. He knows the way and will get you there, but when he sees a red light, he stops, and when he sees a green light, he goes. So, be careful and don't get off the camel."
So, they pay the man, get on the camel, and off they go.
Three days later, they come draggin' into the locker room at FSU. The other football players all ask, "What happened to you guys?"
One of them tells the sad tale of losing the car, and buying the crosscountry camel. Then he continues, "We got to Lake City, and the light turned red and the camel stopped, just like the man said it would. Then, two guys from Florida in a blue Corvette convertible stopped beside us. One of the guys said, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on the camel.' We got off to look, and the light turned green."
So the guy continues, "He's trained, and knows the way to Tallahassee, and you can have him for fifteen dollars. But, I gotta tell you, you have to be careful. He knows the way and will get you there, but when he sees a red light, he stops, and when he sees a green light, he goes. So, be careful and don't get off the camel."
So, they pay the man, get on the camel, and off they go.
Three days later, they come draggin' into the locker room at FSU. The other football players all ask, "What happened to you guys?"
One of them tells the sad tale of losing the car, and buying the crosscountry camel. Then he continues, "We got to Lake City, and the light turned red and the camel stopped, just like the man said it would. Then, two guys from Florida in a blue Corvette convertible stopped beside us. One of the guys said, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on the camel.' We got off to look, and the light turned green."
