Why am I not drunk yet? Apparently the booze does not take hold when you're pissed and setting the couch on fire. Perhaps I should make sure my mother-in-law isn't sitting on the couch the next time I set it on fire....maybe.
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Outback Bowl: Florida Gators vs Penn State Nittany Lions
- Thread starter Escambia94
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austingator
Gator Fan
What a pass from Reed? Wow!
Our whole season is right there in front of us, on display: sh*tty start out of the tunnel, bumbling offense, and above all POINTS LEFT ON THE FIELD. We're only THIS close thanks to the "D" and PSU "PEE EEW" (We're a bunch of underachievers with a LOSER at starting QB; they're just plain mediocre).
Hmmm. Run to the edges. Pass to the edges. Use our SPEED, not our lack of size.
How on earth did the experts report that PSU has a suspect run-defense when they are owning the line of scrimmage when we don't run to the edges?
What a crappy play THAT is--ASKS for trouble! Brantley completes the bubble screen--the only play that he can run.
Gatorfan24
Gator Fan
Bad snap, seriously? We can't afford to have those right now
austingator
Gator Fan
Hahahaha bad snap, what else? Getting drunk now...
Let's run the checklist:
- Run up the middle with Burton. Fumble.
- Run up the middle with Reed. Reed injured.
- Let JB4 touch the ball. Interception.
- Let our most explosive player field a kick. Bobbled.
- Throw to the edges. Let's run that until they stop it.
- Run up the middle with Burton. Fumble.
- Run up the middle with Reed. Reed injured.
- Let JB4 touch the ball. Interception.
- Let our most explosive player field a kick. Bobbled.
- Throw to the edges. Let's run that until they stop it.
We're making them look good, in every way. Pouncey and Brantley combine for another bad snap--loss of 20. Oh, we are just MASTERFUL. Here comes a punt from just outside their redzone--always the sign of an imaginative offense, clicking on all gears.
(I'm sorry. Sarcastic irony is all I've got now: I drank all of my fine cognac in the wee hours this morn'!)
(I'm sorry. Sarcastic irony is all I've got now: I drank all of my fine cognac in the wee hours this morn'!)
The biggest joke of all is the way these announcers, in their efforts to build up the Gator offense, have been so glaringly and consistently WRONG, and it blowing up in their faces (and OURS too, unfortunately) almost immediately every time.
austingator
Gator Fan
We better score now. Or else.
So, Pouncey had the best pass of the day? Sweet! NFL quality there!
I'm tellin' ya--the "D" is all we've got today. They'll have to score, though, if we're to get any points.
Oh great, now they'll take it away from us? Offense will probably just turn it over anyway, if not. Our punter can hit the FG inside the 10--Let's break that shut out! (I have seriously lowered expectations...)
Oh great, now they'll take it away from us? Offense will probably just turn it over anyway, if not. Our punter can hit the FG inside the 10--Let's break that shut out! (I have seriously lowered expectations...)
Whew!
austingator
Gator Fan
Yes touchdown!!!!
Gatorfan24
Gator Fan
Reverse jetsweep for TD! It's about time
Outside bubble screen. Oh, Addazio's going out with his "best stuff"--Get used to this, Temple!
But whattayaknow?!! Reverse to Hines gets us a TD! (CHOMP, take note: he's a keeper).
But whattayaknow?!! Reverse to Hines gets us a TD! (CHOMP, take note: he's a keeper).
austingator
Gator Fan
Sharif is gonna be a beast in Muschamp's defense.
So. We're tied--in a game where we've already left a LOT of points out there, SHOULD be up a couple of scores, I guess we have to be thankful we're not getting blown out so far, considering how badly our offense has played.
Now there are signs that the defense is starting to get worn down--we've depended on them FAR too much to keep us in it with our usual lousy start. Isn't this what has pretty well plagued us the whole season, really?
Sharif! You can see we have the pieces of what can (WILL!) be a KILLER "D".
Now there are signs that the defense is starting to get worn down--we've depended on them FAR too much to keep us in it with our usual lousy start. Isn't this what has pretty well plagued us the whole season, really?
Sharif! You can see we have the pieces of what can (WILL!) be a KILLER "D".
