1. The Mile-High Messiah -- First suggested by Eric M., Kingsport, Tenn.; Dan L., Austin, Texas; and Andrew B., New York.
2. Tebench -- Nick S., Rochester, N.Y.
3. Uno Cinco -- Anthony F., Philadelphia.
4. Capt. Snipit -- Jason G., Longwood, Fla.
5. The Big Tebowski -- Josh C., Canastota, N.Y., and Tim C., San Diego.
6. Tebowlicious -- Mary-Jane K., Madison, Ala.
7. Clipboard -- Joe M., Navarre, Fla., and Capt. Clipboard -- Jess C., Savannah, Ga.
8. The Unicorn -- "Because only women and defensive ends of pure virtue will be able to touch him" -- Steve R., Ottawa, Ontario.
9. Media Messiah -- Ryan K., Chowan University (Murfreesboro, N.C.).
10. Timmmmaaaay -- "South Park salute" -- Sammy M., Beaumont, Texas; Daryn H., Stevens Point, Wis.; and Josh W., Asheville, N.C.
A few more that just missed are "Straight Arrow," Bill P., Tualatin, Ore.; "T-Squared," Daniel B., Rome, Ga.; "New T(estament)," Joe D., Sherwood, Ore.; "Heaven's Heisman," Michael C., Charleston, S.C.; "Docile Apostle," Casey M., Columbia, S.C.; and "Tool Man," Jorge R., Tulare, Calif..