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By the SouthernPigskin.com Staff
The top 12 signs we really need football season to get here. Really.
How do you know you are losing it? How do you know the grace period has ended? If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, grab a game program or old media guide, an overloaded sandwich and switch it to ESPN Classic. Spring practice is just a few days away.
12. You prepare chicken for dinner just so you can have your own personal fowl.
11. If you respond to "...what do you think about Rudy in '08?..." with "...they're doing a re-make?...".
10. You no longer feel self-conscience about your weight, job or your income level, you feel that away about your grill.
9. You find yourself signing love letters with X's and O's but ending up with well-designed football plays.
8. You go to Foot Locker just to see the employees.
7. You start to spread ant poison in the yard in staggered sets of horizontal lines.
6. You no longer feel bad about going bald because the logo is going to look great painted on your head.
5. You get pulled over and get a fine for riding someone's bumper and think..."Tailgating? Ticket? Rock on!"
4. You suddenly become okay with hugs because - that's how you wrap up!
3. You start to look at your nine year old son and consider options because he is in third and short.
2. You begin to beg your significant other to give you a to-do list just so that you can yell "First Down!" when you scratch the first chore off the pad.
1. The words dick and nut, especially together, make you think nothing but Arkansas football.
12 Signs
By the SouthernPigskin.com Staff
The top 12 signs we really need football season to get here. Really.
How do you know you are losing it? How do you know the grace period has ended? If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, grab a game program or old media guide, an overloaded sandwich and switch it to ESPN Classic. Spring practice is just a few days away.
12. You prepare chicken for dinner just so you can have your own personal fowl.
11. If you respond to "...what do you think about Rudy in '08?..." with "...they're doing a re-make?...".
10. You no longer feel self-conscience about your weight, job or your income level, you feel that away about your grill.
9. You find yourself signing love letters with X's and O's but ending up with well-designed football plays.
8. You go to Foot Locker just to see the employees.
7. You start to spread ant poison in the yard in staggered sets of horizontal lines.
6. You no longer feel bad about going bald because the logo is going to look great painted on your head.
5. You get pulled over and get a fine for riding someone's bumper and think..."Tailgating? Ticket? Rock on!"
4. You suddenly become okay with hugs because - that's how you wrap up!
3. You start to look at your nine year old son and consider options because he is in third and short.
2. You begin to beg your significant other to give you a to-do list just so that you can yell "First Down!" when you scratch the first chore off the pad.
1. The words dick and nut, especially together, make you think nothing but Arkansas football.
