It is taking all my strength to hold back some emotion here. Here are my grades for the first half.
- Offensive line - C. They are not doing well on pushing the pile. They get some credit when pulling traps, stunts, and counters.
- Quarterback - C. He is still hesitant unless he is running the zone read.
- Running backs - D. If Matt Jones is not 100%, then they need to be creative in getting him action.
- Wide Receivers - B. They are getting open.
- Defensive front - C. Crap.
- Linebackers - B. That running back is killing us, but they are adjusting well considering the poor push from the DT and DEs.
- Secondary - C. Crap. Need turnovers and better coverage.
After calming down a bit (an entire case or two of beer will do that), I decided to evaluate the second half and overall game:
Second half:
- Offensive line - C. Same as the first half.
- Quarterback - F. I am quickly losing patience with this guy, even though he had the best day of his career in terms of statistics.
- Running backs - B. The running game got better out of the Dana Holgersen Diamond Formation and some edge runs.
- Wide Receivers - B for everyone but Burton. Sorry, Trey. Fumbling the ball away puts you in my dog house. You get a D for the second half.
- Defensive front - B. It got better in the second half. I guess.
- Linebackers - B. It got better, but I hesitate to raise their grade to an A.
- Secondary - B. They got better in the second half, but not good enough. Maybe we just expect miracles from these guys.
- Head coach: D. I expected the head coach to prepare his team better than this.
- Offensive coordinator: F. WTF Addazzio? Okay, so Pease is slightly more creative than Addazzio, but he is more fucking stubborn!
- Defensive coordinator: D. WTH happened to strength, conditioning, and second-half adjustments?
- The other coaches: pass. We have a great coaching staff, but the coaches need to spend more time preparing players and less time making crap-tastic PhotoShop pictures on Instagram and Twitter.
- Jeff Driskel: D. I have run out of excuses. Lucky for you none of the other QBs on the team are D1 caliber. If I were king, I would put the Gators in a zone read offense. This does not mean we would not throw downfield--it just means we would throw downfield out of a zone read.
- Matt Jones: A for effort, but a B. Get back to the gym, dude.
- Trey Burton: A, up until the fumble, then a D. There is no excuse for a fumble.
- Everyone who committed a buzzkill penalty: **** you! Enough with the stupid penalties! If you want to get a penalty, it had better be one for being too mean and nasty to the opponent.